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11.06.2025 04:17

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
The Mustang’s New Appearance Pack Is a 1980s Fever Dream - Motor1.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
2 Popular Dividend Stocks I Wouldn't Touch With A 10-Foot Pole - Seeking Alpha
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Patriots decline to say whether Stefon Diggs has passed key physical in contract - NBC Sports
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Here's What To Expect From A New COVID Variant Going Around - BuzzFeed
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
No way
Loons and Moons
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives