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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 04:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

See a young star potentially giving birth to a giant planet in new image from Very Large Telescope - Live Science

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

The Mustang’s New Appearance Pack Is a 1980s Fever Dream - Motor1.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

2 Popular Dividend Stocks I Wouldn't Touch With A 10-Foot Pole - Seeking Alpha

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Patriots decline to say whether Stefon Diggs has passed key physical in contract - NBC Sports

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Here's What To Expect From A New COVID Variant Going Around - BuzzFeed

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

No way

Gene mutation found in the bacterium behind the Black Death helped plague conquer the world, scientists say - CNN

Loons and Moons

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you believe that social media companies should allow posts spreading misinformation about election results, as suggested by Rep. Jim Jordan?